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People who see the world dysmorphically.   Do you know Asians who think of themselves as "not black" instead of as Asians? There are people formerly known as Black who think of themselves as "whiter" due to certain facial features or symmetry while while a strong or soft afro persists. If they have no other culture other than West Indian or North American, their struggle with identity is evident   and it can be soo loud that anyone noticing can be quite thankful for two reasons.   The first reason is that only personal intellectual mental vacancy and the second reason is  the rejection of some part  of their ancestry as having fully contributed to human technological and social advancement. But, I know lots of Lawyers and Judges who look like a Charles Barkley or a Patrick Ewing any where in the world!   Some of them might be bald and short though but so long as they can answer the questions as proficiently as Samuel Eto navigates a football pitch, then I don't mind. Who could resent it so long as the gospel of the magna Carta, human dignity and human rights is preached.  

Warren wants to hand Auto Show(TM) to someone in the coming weeks and he will show you how it works and runs. Bring your own phone or tablet and he will show you how it runs from any device. It is not streaming from any device or laptop as presumed by undereducated dark haired supermarket employees who are in possession of stolen property such as a Londinium(TM) dress shirt and a Londinium(TM) watch.  Oh; you still have the watch but you gave the shirt back. Back to Auto Show(TM), he intends to give it to you so you don't need to commit criminal offenses in an illiterate girl's version of a hostile takeover.   You are in possession of stolen property.  Call today and he will sign it over to you for free!

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So, the thing about Leefsland is that if Darth Vader was not a movie character, you would have told him to F"£$k off since most of you chose the dark side since you thought they had more food and were also engaged in destroying green planets but we know now that Darth Vader killed his first wife, and is a bumbuclot for it. The real truth is that Leefsland is seeking attention some how psychopathic-ally with some guilt and fear of rejection driving his behavior for fear of acceptance as his son joined the Architect's Society and was going to Court so he thought the Architect's society was about 'white' or 'whiter' since this is all he knew about culture and people from the hell from wence he came and he never shook hands with Rex Pricklyford in Kingston and nor did he add up the law of averages in Kingston by sitting down with Bishop Pebble or his associates who sat down with Manley and Rose Leon and nor did he watch Dr. No long enough or Sidney Poitier or Little Richard or James Brown. I did! Then I listened to the Brand New Heavies and learned that no one is going to hand it to me on a silver platter. All this Leefsland is asking for is attention as he did as a child when the people gave a dog more attention so he wants us to believe he cut the dogs throat and then ran to the gully so that people would look for him but not at 70 years old but at 4 years old and he seems to think he will get someone's attention in Heaven who cannot come to look for him if he kills off all the competition for attention in his imagination. It's just that war; what is it good fah? He is a living war in a land and culture of reasonable peace. You see, I know from experience. I ate shrimps at Strawberry Hill and no one shot me on the way in or on the way out; so dutty buoy fe dead if he doesn't try to just regulate him self and adjust some.

This is why you, subconsciously or Deliberately, gave Asia full reign of your North American economy and they must have chosen the basic income in simple logic or did you tell them to follow this good policy since the damning evidence is a smart phone and a smart bomb and a movie industry with movies like Mission Impossible 3 and Sum of All Fears? No; I am not guilty but I know how to explain not only a complete sentence in English but also a Kata and now I know how to also explain the purpose and necessity of Basic income in an automated global economy and what is that you really want since it cannot be just Asian hegemony globally since if it is understanding, most people know fried rice in North America as they look at other people on the subway after their Asian Restaurant bill as subsidized indirectly by Asian basic income and they say " ..I am not sure if these Gaijin, although I am Gaijin, are as sophisticated as I am. I thank God. Let me go home and resent my own ancestry that is not as creative and nor is it as intelligent or disciplined. Look at all the Asian business! ....hmm...and we have to kick the black guy who is a black belt in something since he should not understand. I imagine that I am not only more English than he is but I am also more Asian. I am closer! What the F"£$k is 'innit' or 'on me head son'?"

Yes...and you will notice something else. War is not a solution to economic dysfunction and maladjustment! But, the American bumbuclot must believe that it is to the point of a military complex since how could he be worth money without work? I know how he is worth money. He is worth money as a consumer of a Japanese vehicle or American vehicle but the odds are that it will be Japanese since...well, they have about 12 car companies. You really only have 2 American car companies.

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So, the intention is to take the best graduate that might have some Arawak ancestry and then hold him or her ransom in the intention of holding the greater culture ransom that has already subsumed the West Indian culture and turned it into a sub culture and there is nothing wrong with that but this idea of breaking all the laws and following a graduate and a professional doctor or lawyer around all day long and holding his personal life ransom as if to stop the march of what they call a foreign culture is an open confession of the war on their own personal self esteem being engaged by West Indians. Who says you can't watch sex. Do what you want. The Law firm owner does what he wants also. He goes to Church. But, how is the European culture a foreign culture in the year 2017? You chose to watch the Adult videos because you did not want to feel left out or as you say, unsophisticated. You pirated and stole shipments from these people who sought for approval and respect and you still seek them for approval and respect. Now, if you have the best education in the world, should you be amazed or resentful of any graduate from the University of Londchester or Kentcastle? Yet you are also saying you have the best education in the world and you are certainly capable but you want to do it by intuition. Do you cook pasta by intuition? Try the Chicken Penne pasta with Chicken, mango and asparagus. But, you seem to think you are now equal enough in this world to commit any criminal offense to say you are equal enough not to have to love your mother and father; right?; like white people do and you share your pains, experiences in detention and you will hang with them; I mean hang out! Then, you understand John Torher. I thought he was fired. You see, his employees act like it is an offense to be happy and creative and this would only mean his mother is Maleficent. We understand the gift of a musical troglodyte by now. You can play by ear and you can feel the weakness in the car door's power window system and you know where to bang it with the side of your fist just like you ancestor could find the weakness in the rock to burrow through the cave that opened in Ocho Rios and worked his way through to Slaigoville some how! Even Mozart had to sit down and learn some of the piano book and the key board before it became second nature but with lots of practice. Yet, after more than 200 years, he has lots of dna in the world as he was born in Haiti and his son Beethoven was born in Jamaica but you cannot turn the success of his dna in music...the musical success of his dna into a determination to say that anyone who does anything in public has to show that it is a function of nothing other than intuition and it could be so partially maybe, who knows, but if you are building a bridge or a building or solving a plumbing problem, you need some information, input and variables. If you are going to fly a plane, you need law and some understanding of it as to how it affects the pilot; right? You need law to run the airport and the precious West Indian airline; both domestic and international law and Angel Ronan Greenfield Urban Law Firm as founded by Warren A. Lyon is good at both. So what is the big deal or secret? He may not be the most beautiful human being or the most photogenic and he can hire lots of photogenic people who may not work as hard but who will take good photos to bring to the Judge; right? But, with Warren, you will probably get out of jail with a probability above 90% but there is an appeal court for very good reasons since human beings may make errors of fact or law but the law will always be right even when you are wrong. You like masquerading. It's in your blood but you want to attend a surgeon in Toronto now who is masquerading like your cousin in St. Bumbuclot or Saint Stupido; not Jamaica of course although he had a unique degree written in calligraphy and the school said they are still waiting for his fax from the school in Trinimaca..... The University of Larry Suckster but it has been 40 years although he donates quite a lot...and you understand but you have a degree in Math and he has been trying to sell your head to someone although you do have experience in accounting but he does not want to hear anything about it. Is there a cockroach minded female who reads Cosmopolitan and who also thinks that she can take and use the essays at another school from a graduate who attended a university funded and sponsored by the Queen where her daughter is the Provost and Chancellor if she bags a son of a Bond 007 actor as a husband? That is a divisive cockroach and terrorist; not a daughter of a Prince by marriage. Now, be thankful since...have you seen the others? They are in Morocco and offer him lots of oil wealth and can speak in Spanish, French, English and Arabic. Eddie chose better. Now, count it all joy when you suffer diverse trials and temptations but why do they have to come through the Arawak West Indian community....over and over again? This is all happening while you run after the graduates in your community to kill and harass them as if they are leaving you or denying West Indianism which is quite a Creole concoction or is it the Arawakism and you are afraid someone is leaving you if he graduated or graduates or creates something other than food or music and utilizes understanding gained from study along with instinct? Now, if there is some kind of West Indian aptitude you believe should be recognised for what it is and utilized, would you lose the aptitude if you go to school and then also graduate? Would it devalue your sense of identity that is now spinning around the falsity of Black and White that was designed to rob Native people in the West of of any identity...and now its just Samsung and Apple vs. any other phone for identity. Is that it or have you noticed? But, there is nothing wrong with a Samsung printer or telephone. The strongest use Blackberry or Motorola. You keep stealing the graduate's stuff and giving it to John Torher who is a bum and a child murderer. He is killing graduates who attended school north of Moenarkham and within Moenarkham. This is also certainly true for law which is more akin to architecture and plumbing than it is akin to the music. Do you understand since I don't want to have to...because it is very difficult and I....you understand!

So, the Arawak tries to win his war by pulling back and possibly killing anyone in its community that they have decided is too close to the European to strengthen his Arawak campaign in his on- going war to send a message to the European. But, you have airports and various machines in addition to million dollar businesses based on the European's expectation for the seamless, global modernity; all of this is relied upon by the people in the Arawakibean and you cannot divorce yourself from this outside influence and reality. In fact, look at the cutlery your Arawak Grandmother use to cut your cheek and for which she killed two helpers when she could not remember where she hid them. You covet this European world or else you would not have taken the Swiss Army(TM) watch but really it was a gift but you would have killed him for the authority if he handed it to you for the authority and your orphan son would have feared being supplanted while he should have been thinking of you the grandson as a cousin since we know what he did with his balls and penis with that shop girl when he went to Negril! But, the Arawak seems to prefer calling a Portuguese looking American to answer his question about a breach in an Airline contract instead of calling an Arawak who could help for his own personal authority since in the 1500's an Arawak went to Europe to speak to a European about the plight of his people, confirming his capitulation and submission and why should he speak to an Arawak since you don't an Arawak who can understand them and their laws anyway since such an Arawak is helping or confirming the European's assimilation of your people you say so why ask an Arawak that could help since you don't him to exist. The Portuguese American may help you but maybe he won't but at least if he doesn't you can criticize the European and the Americans for hypocrisy while the cuts himself in Half and confirms his further or your dependency. You don't have enough people alive who could sympathize with your late arrival in modernity in the 1500's and ensure the honor of the law in the international system; not just for you but for well intentioned European people.